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Every disordered soul punishes itself. – Augustine
Respond to every call that excites your spirit. - Rumi
Punctuality is the politeness of kings. – Dumas
The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. – Socrates
The porcupine teaches that you don’t have to be strong enough to defeat a predator to avoid being that predator’s lunch. It suffices to be an expensive meal. – Kennedy
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