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Choose what is best, and habit will make it pleasant and easy. - Plutarch
One looks at maps, and does not truly apprehend the extent and variety of the world. - Williams
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. - Heinlein
I've finally stopped drinking for good, now I drink for evil.
Pain insists upon being attended to. God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our consciences, but shouts in our pains. It is his megaphone to rouse a deaf world. - Lewis
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