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No lasting gain has ever come from compulsion. – Gompers
Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts. – Rouault
It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. – Jefferson
One way to open your eyes is to ask yourself: What if I had never seen this before? What if I knew I would never see it again? – Carson
You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
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