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It has been well observed that the misery of man proceeds not from any single crush of overwhelming evil, but from small vexatious continuous repeated. - Johnson
If people looked like their passport pictures, few nations would let them in.
When you notice yourself out of balance, balance it at once. If you don’t, it will find a reflection outside.
Faith in government defies both history and reason.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
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