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I figure you are already pretty badly off if “May you lead an interesting life,” sounds like a curse to you.
Every man I meet is in some way my superior. – Emerson
Home, I learned, can be anywhere you make it. Home is also the place to which you come back again and again. – Mead
A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government. – Jefferson
You cannot love a thing without wanting to fight for it. – Chesterton
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