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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. – Woderwouse
If you can’t walk away from a negotiation, then you aren’t negotiating. You’re just working out the terms of your slavery.
Champions don’t do extraordinary things, they do ordinary things, but they do them without thinking, too fast for the other team to react. – Dungy
The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do. - Skinner
Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful. - Morris
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