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Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Keeping house is a lot like threading beads on a string without a knot at the end.
My solitude doesn’t depend on the presence of absence or people; on the contrary, I hate who steals my solitude without, in exchange, offering me true company. – Nietzsche
When trying for a consensus, remember that you’re the only person in the universe who thinks exactly like you do.
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