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I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - Chesterton
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Why is it that the closer you get to the ocean, the more seafood costs?
Did I tell you to be creative to explore the seed within you. Find your creative spirit and let it grow.
By constant self-discipline and self-control, you can develop greatness of character. ― Kleiser
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And someone shot a duck.

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