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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
People with true character show it when nobody else is present
If you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
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