the Daily
the Comic
the Blog
A genius is someone who is screwed up in a useful way.
The best things in life aren’t things.
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Perforation is a rip off.
Several animals were savagely beaten in the making of this page, including but not limited to; kittens, rabbits, zebu, skunks, puppies, and platypus. Also several monkeys where force fed crack to improve their typing skills.

And someone shot a duck.

An Images & Ideas, Inc. Service.

No Vegans were harmed in the making of this site. We're looking for a new provider.

All information contained within this page is Copyright @ 1996 I & I, Inc.

All rights reserved. Any use, without express written consent, will result in my foot up your ass!