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No lasting gain has ever come from compulsion. – Gompers
It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. – Jefferson
One way to open your eyes is to ask yourself: What if I had never seen this before? What if I knew I would never see it again? – Carson
You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
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