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Wealth is not a number of dollars. It is not a number of material possessions. It’s having options and the ability to take on risk. – Lloyd
Remember that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is not reason not to follow your heart. – Jobs.
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