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At the end, when your legs are tired and your arms are giving out, get angry. Get angry that you are tired. Then hit it harder.
Life is about cause and effect. No suffering is undeserved.
A Chef is a cook who swears in French.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
I’m a professional when it comes to existential crises. I’ve spent a large portion of my life in “what is the meaning of my life?” mode. I’ve come up with a lot of clever answers. Some of them even felt original. The only one that ever really works is disappointingly simple: do something. The meaning of my life cannot be summed up in a pithy quote or even the most complete philosophy. It is impossible to give yourself a satisfying purpose in the abstract. It is only in the flow of action that life can make sense. There are no abstract ideals there, just life.
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