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Information, the first principle of warfare, must form the foundation of all your efforts. Know, of course, thine enemy. But in knowing him do not forget above all to know thyself. The commander who embraces this totality of battle shall win even with the inferior force.
Let success make the noise.
Whenever advantages for you mean problems for someone else, refuse them.
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