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A sunrise is God's way of telling the world to lighten up.
Since television is abbreviated to TV, shouldn't we abbreviate telephone to TP.
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
Don’t tell me who you are, show me who your friends are.
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