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When it hurts – observe. Life is trying to teach you something. – Krizzan
The horn of plenty is usually the one behind you in traffic.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. – Aurelius
Man alone measures time. Man alone chimes the hour. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures. A fear of time running out.
Youthful Figure: What you get when you ask a woman her age.
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