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At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level. – Lee
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?”
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