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Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. – Jung
Money talks, but a credit card uses sign language.
And so it turned out that only a life similar to the life of those around us, merging with it without a ripple, is genuine life, and that an unshared happiness is not happiness.
Fortunate, indeed, is the man who takes exactly the right measure of himself, and holds a just balance between what he can acquire and what he can use, be it great or be it small. – Latham
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