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If you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
Your wealth is measured by the fewness of your wants.
No experience in life can take from you without also giving, and no experience can give without taking.
More is not what it’s about. It’s about customizing what you like. – McConaughey
To be a man means to seek a truth that satisfies the mind, a virtue that sates the conscience, and a beauty that breaks the heart. Deprive a man of any of these things, and he will find neither happiness nor rest.
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