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We must expect reverses, even defeats. They are sent to teach us wisdom and prudence, to call forth greater energies and to prevent our falling into greater disasters. – Lee
Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one’s own country as a foreign land. - Chesterton
Only those who risk going too far find out how are they can go. – Bishop
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