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To err is human, to forgive, highly unlikely.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence.
I tried phone sex; it gave me an ear infection.
If you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.
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And someone shot a duck.

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