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All the perplexities, confusions and distress in America arise not from defects in their constitution or confederation, not from a want of honor or virtue, so much as from downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation. – Adams
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind. – Shakespeare
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. – Rand
That error was the belief that compromising with the unreasonable would promote reason; that compromising with the loud would promote peace; that compromising with the angry would promote calm; that compromising with the stupid would promote intelligence; that compromising with the malevolent would promote virtue; that compromising with the innately dishonest would promote candor; and that compromising with evil would promote the common good.
If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It is lethal. – Coelho
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