Thanksgiving is all about family and fun until...
Someone has to do the dishes.
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My loser brother got diarrhea today.
He just can't keep his shit together.
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Local man Garrett Benton has officially spent half of his annual salary paying other people to do the manly things he wishes he could do himself.
"There's an actual dollar amount that expresses what a lousy excuse for a man I am," said Mr. Benton, looking at his bank statement. "And it's a huge number. I'm literally paying to be utterly emasculated. The shame!"
According to his wife, Mr. Benton's descent into embarrassing weakness first began with paying to have someone else mow the lawn. "He gave some excuse about the dollar amount he could make at work versus what it cost to have the grass cut, but all I know is that's when I stopped respecting him as a man," said Mrs. Benton. "It just snowballed from there. He pays for oil changes, landscaping, fixing doorknobs, and even money management. It's humiliating."
Though currently unable to look at himself in the mirror, Mr. Benton states he is on the road to redemption. "The other day, I replaced the staples in the stapler instead of buying a new one - and it was so empowering!" said Mr. Benton. "One day, I'd just like to be able to make eye contact again with my father-in-law. I haven't looked directly at his face since the day I called him to chase a mouse out of the garage. It's been a long seven years."
At publishing time, Mr. Benton had regained a small modicum of manliness after burning the crap out of a steak instead of having a steakhouse cook it for him.
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Oneliners:
Wal-Mart is giving away free turkeys to anyone who can outrun security.
They keep saying, "It takes a village.", however it also takes a vineyard.
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters start every morning screaming.
I switched all the labels in our spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
I never called you stupid; it's just when I asked you to spell Mississippi and you asked if I meant the river or the state, it caught me off guard.
If you run around talking about how you shot the sheriff, people are going to assume you also shot the deputy.
Taking naps makes me sound like an old person, I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just helps you forget the question.
One thing I'm always thankful for at Thanksgiving is elastic waistbands.
A sinner can reform but stupid is forever.
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Did you hear about the guy who had sex with an acorn?
He was fucking nuts.
Quote of the Times;
“Immigration is war and war is immigration.” - Martin van Creveld
Link of the Times;
https://republicbrief.com/youll-never-guess-what-balenciaga-means/
Issue of the Times;
Liberty or Immigration by http://younggospelminister.blogspot.com/
Machiavelli is most famous for his book The Prince, which I must admit I have not read yet. But his book Discourses on Livy is an incredibly insightful work. I am only reading it a bit at a time, as I am reading a few things at the moment, but what I have already read is fascinating, insightful and incredibly wise.
For instance, Machiavelli observes in Discourses that Sparta was able to obtain and then maintain its liberty for centuries, eight centuries in fact, without any serious disturbances. [i] This is a remarkable achievement, and something that modern nations like the United States and Australia are already displaying that they cannot sustain, because, especially in regards to the United States, no one can say that they have maintained their liberty for centuries without disturbance. Most astute observers would note that the US Republic ended in all but name when the Northern States conquered the Confederate states in the late 1800's. And Australia reverted to a prison colony because of fears about a virus. Whereas Sparta was able to maintain its liberty for eight hundred years, without a similar disturbance.
How were they able to maintain this liberty for such an extended period? Well he explains, in large part, it was because they heavily restricted immigration:
“Sparta, as I have said, being governed by a king and a limited senate, could maintain itself also for a long time, because there were but few inhabitants, and strangers were not permitted to come in; besides, the laws of Lycurgus had obtained such influence that their observance prevented even the slightest pretext for trouble. It was also the easier for the citizens to live in union, as Lycurgus had established equality in fortunes and inequality in conditions; for an equal poverty prevailed there, and the people were the less ambitious, as the offices of the government were given but to a few citizens, the people being excluded from them; and the nobles in the exercise of their functions did not treat the people sufficiently ill to excite in them the desire of exercising them themselves. This last advantage was due to the kings of Sparta; for being placed in this government, as it were, between two orders, and living in the midst of the nobility, they had not better means of maintaining their authority than to protect the people against all injustice; when these neither feared nor desired authority, and consequently there was no motive for any difference between them and the noble, nor any cause for disturbances between them and the nobles, nor any cause for disturbances’ and this they could live for a long time united. Two principle causes, however, cemented this union: first, the inhabitants of Sparta, were few in number, and therefore could be governed by a few; and the other was, that, by not permitting strangers to establish themselves in the republic, they had neither opportunity of becoming corrupt, nor of increasing their population to such a degree that the burden of government became difficult to the few who were charged with it.”[ii]
By maintaining their original population, their historical laws, and by not allowing strangers or foreigners (which includes other Greeks in this context) a foothold they were able to maintain a stable Spartan society for centuries. Spartans ruled Spartans, and because they had commonly agreed laws and customs, this rule was not resented.
Indeed, Machiavelli notes the Spartan kings ensured their position, by defending their people: "This last advantage was due to the kings of Sparta; for being placed in this government, as it were, between two orders, and living in the midst of the nobility, they had not better means of maintaining their authority than to protect the people against all injustice..." Despite popular assumptions to the contrary, there is a common trend in history of kings being the champions of their people. The Spartan kings are another example of that.
Machiavelli notes that the modern (in his day in the 15th century) state of Venice achieved the same kind of stability by granting all of its citizens who were there at its founding the right to participate in government, and by denying this right to foreigners coming in.[iii] This protected it from foreign interference which could twist the government to foreign purposes and against the will of the Venetians, at least in this era.
This is an incredibly wise rule, and is consistent with the biblical proscription on allowing foreigners to rule over your nation (Deut. 17:15). It is also consistent with the Biblical laws that forbid recent immigrants from having full rights of citizenship and immigrants from certain places from ever having them (Deut 23:3-8). The Spartans, Venetians, Machiavelli and the Bible all recognised how allowing foreign leadership in your nation undermines its liberty and identity, and made laws to forbid it.
It must be noted that in this chapter Machiavelli notes that Rome both allowed strangers to come in, and to have political power, over time, and this helped Rome burn brighter than either of these other republics. However, this also ensured that Rome would eventually be lost because foreign immigration, rulership, and influence meant that Rome turned into something that was not Roman in any meaningful definition of the term. Indeed, historians call the later stages of the Roman Empire Byzantium and hardly consider it to be Rome, though the Byzantines referred to themselves as Roman, and traced their authority back to Rome's legacy.
This being said, history and wise historians have noted that immigration is the death of both liberty and stability. First and foremost, because a people ruled by foreigners is not free, secondly, because foreigners bring their culture and ethnic habits with them, and thirdly, because many people who come from societies which are in many ways more backward than the one they emigrate to still think of their ancestral ways of doing things as superior and begin to agitate for change.
If immigrants become numerous these clamourings will become loud and create divisions in your society. If they gain political power they will begin to make changes in keeping with their ancestoral philosophies and as this increases so will divisions and disturbances increase. We see this occuring across the immigration addicted Western world today, particularly in the US, but also in other Anglo-Saxon nations.
In fact, the thought provoking show, Yellowstone, weaves this theme into its story line from the perspective of both Native Americans and European Americans in Montana. Both want to live under the rulership of their own people and traditions.
You may not like hearing this observation from Machiavelli, but history, reason and the current trajectories of increasingly diverse western nations away from liberty and towards totalitarianism prove his observation indisputable.
You must choose: immigration or liberty, you can't have both.
News of the Times;
https://expose-news.com/2022/11/25/nz-covidians-continue-to-lie-and-cover-up/
https://www.globalresearch.ca/abp-vigano-covid-pandemic-farce-served-trial-balloon-new-world-order/5800281
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/biden-regime-bans-worlds-biggest-sugar-producer-exporting-u-s-amid-claims-forced-labor/
https://dcdirtylaundry.com/shocking-corporations-to-start-running-gender-compliance-audits-and-blackness-checks-to-qualify-for-lower-loan-rates-from-woke-finance-giants/
https://thepostmillennial.com/rains-apparel-store-leaves-portland-cites-high-crime-poor-leadership
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/12/us-household-wealth-sees-second-fastest-decline-us-history-2022-joe-biden/
https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/nearly-70-percent-americans-struggling-pay-grocery-bills-survey-finds
https://thepostmillennial.com/jeep-lays-off-1350-workers-in-illinois-moves-factory-to-mexico-due-to-bidens-war-on-climate-change
https://newspunch.com/oscar-winning-actor-and-singer-irene-cara-who-got-vaccinated-for-her-birthday-dies-suddenly/
https://rairfoundation.com/top-virologist-and-member-of-fda-panel-who-voted-for-covid-vaccine-emergency-approval-dies-suddenly-video/
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/bidens-billions-sent-ukraine-end/
https://thepostmillennial.com/wumao-army-twitter-flooded-with-chinese-porn-bots-to-hide-news-of-mass-protests
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/hoax-horror-two-streamers-suffer-sudden-illness-collapse-livestream-people-seeing-something-evil-chasing-moments-collapse/
https://www.fox5vegas.com/2022/11/28/man-arrested-shooting-near-mlk-lake-mead/
https://worthypolitics.com/this-is-pure-insanity-disgusting-according-to-the-university-of-cambridge-jesus-could-have-been-transgender/