My extra winter weight is finally gone.
Now, I have spring rolls.
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I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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Oneliners:
Sunglasses are a lot like Facebook: they allow you to stare at people without getting caught.
I ordered new coats for my kids and to be efficient, I had them mailed to their school's lost and found section.
Puns are for children, not groan readers.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
They who profess to be normal are the strangest of them all.
Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
Clean enough to be healthy but dirty enough to be happy.
A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.
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"You are late for golf again Dave."
"Yes, well being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf."
"Okay, but why are you late?"
"I had to toss it 19 times!"
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I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.
I don’t know why.
Quote of the Times;
“I’m not sure if most people fully appreciate the significance of this Bud Light stuff. We made an iconic American brand toxic, virtually overnight, because it endorsed gender ideology. This is a pivotal moment. A map to follow going forward.” - Walsh
Link of the Times;
Our Two Deep States, One Public, One Private:
https://charleshughsmith.blogspot.com/2023/05/our-two-deep-states-one-public-one.html
Issue of the Times;
New IRS report provides fascinating glimpse into your “fair share” by Simon Black
Every year the IRS publishes a detailed report on the taxes it collects. And the statistics are REALLY interesting.
A few weeks ago the agency released its most recent report. So this is the most objective, up-to-date information that exists about taxes in America.
This is important, because, these days, it’s common to hear progressive politicians and woke mobsters calling for higher income earners and wealthier Americans to pay their “fair share” of taxes.
But this report, directly from the US agency whose job it is to tax Americans, shows the truth:
The top 1% of US taxpayers paid 48% of total US income taxes.
And that’s just at the federal level, not even counting how much of the local and state taxes the wealthy paid.
Further, the top 10% paid nearly 72% of total income taxes.
Meanwhile, the bottom 40% of US income tax filers paid no net income tax at all. And the next group, those making between $30-$50,000 per year, paid an effective rate of just 1.9%.
(Again, this is not some wild conspiracy theory; these numbers are directly from IRS data.)
But the fact that 10% of the taxpayers foot nearly three-fourths of the tax bill still isn’t enough for the progressive mob. They want even more.
The guy who shakes hands with thin air, for example, recently announced that he wants to introduce a new law that would create a minimum tax of 25% on the highest income earners.
But the government’s own statistics show that the highest income earners in America— those earning more than $10 million annually— paid an average tax rate of 25.5%. That’s higher than Mr. Biden’s 25% minimum.
So he is essentially proposing an unnecessary solution in search of a problem.
I bring this up because whenever you hear the leftist Bolsheviks in government and media talking about “fair share”, they always leave out what exactly the “fair share” is.
The top 1% already pay nearly half the taxes. Exactly how much more will be enough?
Should the top 1% pay 60% of all taxes? 80%? At what point will it be enough?
They never say. They’ll never commit to a number. They just keep expanding their thinking scope.
Elizabeth Warren, for example, quite famously stopped talking about the “top 1%” and started whining about the “top 5%”. And then the “top 10%”.
She has already decided that the top 5% of wealthy households should not be eligible for student loan forgiveness or Medicare.
And when she talks about “accountable capitalism” on her website, Warren calls out the top 10% for having too much wealth, compared to the rest of households.
Soon enough it will be the “top 25%” who are the real problem…
Honestly this whole way of thinking reminds me of Anthony “the Science” Fauci’s pandemic logic on lockdowns and mask mandates.
You probably remember how reporters always asked “the Science” when life could go back to normal… and he always replied that it was a function of vaccine uptake, i.e. whenever enough Americans were vaccinated. But then he kept moving the goal posts. 50%. 60%. 70%. It was never enough. And there was never a concrete answer.
This same logic applies to what the “experts” believe is the “fair share” of taxes which the top whatever percent should pay.
They’ll never actually say what the fair share is. But my guess is that they won’t stop until 100% of taxes are paid by the top 10%... and the other 100% of taxes are paid by the other 90%.
News of the Times;
The Neocons and Their Rise to Power:
https://www.unz.com/runz/the-neocons-and-their-rise-to-power/
Putin condemned for saying Jews may have manipulated US election:
https://www.smh.com.au/world/europe/putin-condemned-for-saying-jews-may-have-manipulated-us-election-20180312-p4z3wh.html
Who is Linda Yaccarino? The WEF-Aligned Exec Elon Musk Hired as Twitter CEO:
https://thenationalpulse.com/2023/05/12/who-is-linda-yaccarino-the-world-economic-forum-aligned-exec-elon-musk-wants-as-twitter-ceo/
What Michael Stenger Said About Jan. 6 'Professional Agitators':
https://www.newsweek.com/michael-stenger-said-about-jan-6-professional-agitators-statement-1719740
Geraldo Accidentally Gives the Game Away on Biden Bribery Bombshell:
https://www.westernjournal.com/geraldo-accidentally-gives-game-away-biden-bribery-bombshell-reveals-dems-store/
Black Oklahoma man is charged with racist hate killing of two white strangers:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12055121/Black-Oklahoma-man-charged-racist-hate-killing-two-white-strangers.html
DA Bragg to Charge Marine Hero Who Defended Passengers Against Subway Monster:
https://www.frontpagemag.com/da-bragg-to-charge-marine-hero-who-defended-passengers-against-subway-monster/
There Is Karma – Nordstrom Gets Its Punishment:
https://creativedestructionmedia.com/news/business/2023/05/06/there-is-karma-nordstrom-gets-its-punishment/
Shocking images of Portland's homeless shows encampments taking over area:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12059547/Shocking-images-Portlands-homeless-shows-encampments-taking-area.html
TSA canine handler removed after viral video showed what he was doing to dog:
https://www.wnd.com/2023/05/tsa-canine-handler-removed-duties-viral-video-showed-dog/
California's New Hotline Program: Snitching on Your Neighbors for 'Hateful' Activity:
https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/05/08/californias-new-hotline-program-snitching-on-your-neighbors-for-hateful-activity-n742929
Record-Setting 83,000 Migrants Illegally Crossed US Border This Week:
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/record-setting-83000-migrants-illegally-crossed-us-border-week
Trembling, Confused Dianne Feinstein Asks ‘Where Am I Going?’:
https://dailycaller.com/2023/05/11/dianne-feinstein-return-us-senate-shingles/
Trans-activists clash with College Republicans:
https://www.campusreform.org/article?id=22796
U of CO: Assume everyone you meet is trans:
https://hotair.com/headlines/2023/05/12/u-of-co-assume-everyone-you-meet-is-trans-n550406