Q: Why did Arkansas raise the legal drinking age to 32?
A: To keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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I will say, weird thing happened over the weekend.
My Bud Light announced it's now identifying as a cider.
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Oneliners:
Love the wine you're with.
I have a strong feeling that my guardian angel drinks.
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
When a post includes the phrase, "I'll bet none of my friends will share this", I guarantee I won't.
Captain Hook is actually trying to stop Peter Pan from kidnapping children.
"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
They don't let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour.
If a morgue worker died, they'd still need to come into work one more time.
Farts are just the ghosts of the animals we eat, on their way to the spirit world.
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Why English is so tricky:
He could lead if he just got the lead out.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
The farm was cultivated to produce produce.
When shot at, the dove dove into a bush.
A bass was painted on the bass drum.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid in the hospital bed.
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Filming on that Alec Baldwin movie, "Rust", resumed yesterday in Montana.
Might want to avoid that state for a while.
Quote of the Times;
“The highest form of the art of war is not to fight but to corrupt everything of value in your enemy’s country until the perception of your enemy is so distorted that he doesn’t even perceive you as an enemy anymore.” – Bezmenov
Link of the Times;
Newly Released Survey Reveals Shocking Details About Gender Clinics Pressuring Parents:
https://floridajolt.com/newly-released-survey-reveals-shocking-details-about-gender-clinics-pressuring-parents/
Issue of the Times;
The Full List: Here Are The 269 Companies Who Are Supporting BLM & Antifa by RTM Staff
The full list is below and it includes at least one statement per company:
23andme: https://archive.is/Mjbwk
72andSunny: https://archive.is/B1x7Y
AbbVie: https://archive.is/Q2Vqj
Abbey Road Studios: https://archive.is/AJlrg
The Academy (the Oscars): https://archive.is/cNRYf
Activision Blizzard: https://archive.is/qfRJ1
Adidas: https://archive.is/ezQ22
Airbnb: https://archive.is/GmMjl
Alaska Airlines: https://archive.is/wnICf
Amazon: https://archive.is/lBR4u
AMD: https://archive.is/i3krt
American Airlines: https://archive.is/XBwhw
American Express: https://archive.is/kzWXa
American Apparel: https://archive.is/ETfYw
Apple Music: https://archive.is/cj97E
Ancestry: https://archive.is/5Q9JW
Armani: https://archive.is/hX6Yw
Astro Gaming: https://archive.is/9aWhf
AT&T: https://archive.is/OzC04
Atlantic Records: https://archive.is/65QQq
AWS: https://archive.is/NXNAG
AXE: https://archive.is/Xpxhw
Barclays Bank: https://archive.is/9EAl4
Barnes & Noble: https://archive.is/PCPKn
Bandcamp: https://archive.is/5QQBT
Bank of America: https://archive.is/FH1O0
Bayer: https://archive.is/iT3EG
Bergdorf Goodman: https://archive.is/nQiPA
Bethesda: https://archive.is/2xeNE
Ben & Jerry’s: https://archive.is/BqHRv
Billboard: https://archive.is/Ruuv8
BMW: https://archive.is/lRN51
BP: https://archive.is/0qSwy
Booking.com: https://archive.is/CZAs7
Boost Mobile: https://archive.is/pLnAf
Bratz: https://archive.is/vOA1d
Burger King: https://archive.is/U9VzB
Bungie: https://archive.is/81KHV
Burberry: https://archive.is/ha0jP
Burt’s Bees: https://archive.is/4NbLi
Cadillac: https://archive.is/bS60C
Call of Duty: https://archive.is/DEJA6
Capcom: https://archive.is/S1BgN
Capitol Records: https://archive.is/jeUpY
Canada Goose: https://archive.is/y2nLo
Cartoon Network: https://archive.is/CxAd7
Chick-fil-A: https://archive.is/yiviH
Chipotle: https://archive.is/Rk9zI
Cisco: https://archive.is/fNvdP
Citigroup: https://archive.is/36fkF
Coca Cola: https://archive.is/bzTHi
Colourpop Cosmetics: https://archive.is/AapIR
Conde Nast: https://archive.is/ChMdI
Converse: https://archive.is//sKjmg
CORSAIR: https://archive.is/5S5DY
Creative Commons: https://archive.is/kPdCO
Criterion Collection: https://archive.is/JZ2Sd
Crunchyroll: https://archive.is/q7Ucj
CW: https://archive.is/JumZU
CVS: https://archive.is/DbBSV
DHL Express: https://archive.is/r4Pmp
Dell: https://archive.is/IeI9j
Degree: https://archive.is/SItaW
Devolver Digital: https://archive.is/xcaEH
DIRECTV: https://archive.is/hhBG4
Discord: https://archive.is/hGtDw
Disney: https://archive.is/wldfM
Doritos: https://archive.is/nLHv0
DoorDash: https://archive.is/vhTW2
Doulingo: https://archive.is/v9Wpk
Dribbble: https://archive.is/TDWFY
Dropbox: https://archive.is/O2ygm
E! News: https://archive.is/3PJyz
EA: https://archive.is/92ALS
Eaton: https://archive.is/ezfyE
eBay: https://archive.is/TYTIz
Eight Sleep: https://archive.is/IiV7n
ESPN: https://archive.is/1I5Tf
Etsy: https://archive.is/FtTof
FedEx: https://archive.is/kKVJp
Fender: https://archive.is/OGjBM
Figma: https://archive.is/hNpcE
FILA: https://archive.is/d6bZ6
Fitbit: https://archive.is/Smx2g
Foot Locker: https://archive.is/XRL65
Formula 1: https://archive.is/FCpBG
FOX: https://archive.is/p2BvT
Frosted Mini Wheats: https://archive.is/vrEYN
Funimation: https://archive.is/sfN8E
GameSpot: https://archive.is/zEkO3
Gartner: https://archive.is/QC8tz
Gatorade: https://archive.is/fo7wl
Genentech: https://archive.is/phHtt
General Motors: https://archive.is/IP0a6
Gibson: https://archive.is/qJYZY
Glossier: https://archive.is/IYlXB
GoDaddy: https://archive.is/VEMk4
Goldman Sachs: https://archive.is/TA2h0
GoFundMe: https://archive.is/Be0fJ
Google: https://archive.is/DK2T8
GoPro: https://archive.is/Aakvo
Gorilla Glue: https://archive.is/0R9ya
Grammarly: https://archive.is/Su1PT
Grindr: https://archive.is/Z6KcW
Guerilla Collective: https://archive.is/TTchM
Gumroad: https://archive.is/oZMr7
Gushers: https://archive.is/3Dju7
Habitat for Humanity: https://archive.is/B81pI
Harry’s: https://archive.is/mE4NN
HBO: https://archive.is/oiUyY
HBO Max: https://archive.is/LGsPt
Headup: https://archive.is/G8ygg
Help Scout: https://archive.is//D8DCs
Hershey’s: https://archive.is/ZQ5zD
H&M: https://archive.is/A9ONJ
Home Depot: https://archive.is/KjUtA
Honda: https://archive.is/4UYtd
HP: https://archive.is/BO2tc
Hulu: https://archive.is/4CyO2
Humana: https://archive.is/RMRmE
Humble Bundle: https://archive.is/YXDb6
HyperX: https://archive.is/ZfHYp
IBM: https://archive.is/ij3Q1
IKEA: https://archive.is/piwcs
IMAX: https://archive.is/OiCj1
Indiegogo: https://archive.is/jrDZk
itch.io: https://archive.is/UTsTi
Intel: https://archive.is/93D5q
Invision: https://archive.is/UZkK1
ITV: https://archive.is/yD1pS
Kickstarter: https://archive.is/0zwng
Lacoste: https://archive.is/T7nwc
Lego: https://archive.is/UKFhD
Levi’s: https://archive.is/KizLO
Lenovo: https://archive.is/aRuDu
Lexus: https://archive.is/71b2c
LinkedIn: https://archive.is/sX5zb
L’Oreal Paris: https://archive.is/Jfelo
Logitech: https://archive.is/vf6J7
Lowe’s: https://archive.is/V5UFz
Lucky Brand: https://archive.is/fY2Mw
Lululemon: https://archive.is/rjCRV
Louis Vuitton: https://archive.is/nGZe8
Lyft: https://archive.is/UXl3k
Madden NFL 20: https://archive.is/CTUoi
Marvel Entertainment: https://archive.is/Ptup6
Mastercard: https://archive.is/K0n1d
MATTEL: https://archive.is/bvsqN
McAfee: https://archive.is/IGXA1
McDonald’s: https://archive.is/jOZ65
Merck: https://archive.is/Uq30E
Mercedes Benz: https://archive.is/bs8y6
Met Life: https://archive.is/Dukhi
Metropolitan Opera: https://archive.fo/wecQ2
Microsoft: https://archive.is/A7Vjv
Mozilla: https://archive.is/m1aLg
Napster: https://archive.is/fVY1s
NASCAR: https://archive.is/LG2hU
Ncsoft: https://archive.is/OVPVP
Netflix: https://archive.is/UVSEr
New Balance: https://archive.is/NyGnG
New York Life: https://archive.is/HVVVk
NFL: https://archive.is/G4yq4
NHL: https://archive.is/lYbyG
Niantic: https://archive.is/UdKYR
Nickelodeon: https://archive.is/JWSPQ
Nike: https://archive.is/UXYBy
Nintendo: https://archive.is/5UOjp
Nordstrom: https://archive.is/A7mUU
North Face: https://archive.is/rq1Cb
Old Spice: https://archive.is/1UK5d
OnlyFans: https://archive.is/EFs5C
Paramount Pictures: https://archive.is/ixXHd
Paramount Network: https://archive.is/BCAX3
Patreon: https://archive.is/wzfM5
Peloton: https://archive.is/d36k7
Pepsi Co: https://archive.is/9S5ow
Pfizer Inc: https://archive.is/A6hby
Playstation: https://archive.is/52Vvl
Plex: https://archive.is/9szCf
Pokemon: https://archive.is/p9zuP
Popeye’s Chicken: https://archive.is/CzlHd
Pop-Tarts: https://archive.is/8cMGG
Pornhub: https://archive.is/nciUB
Porsche: https://archive.is/VrmlZ
Pringles: https://archive.is/1WpA1
Procter & Gamble: https://archive.is/JSMO4
Puget Systems: https://archive.is/4Zcu7
PUMA: https://archive.is/lHx9j
Pusheen: https://archive.is/71dL1
Qualcomm: https://archive.is/syYmb
Quicken Loans: https://archive.is/SmDfJ
Reddit: https://archive.is/H09M8
RedHat: https://archive.is/ObTZu
Red Lobster: https://archive.is/aIUyy
Red Wing: https://archive.is/LLCVv
Reebok: https://archive.is/v0nat
Reese’s: https://archive.is/Rc4pJ
Rice Krispies: https://archive.is/U4Zn9
Riot Games: https://archive.is/2XH97
Rockstar Games: https://archive.is/QdcPI
Salesforce: https://archive.is/t1qZB
Sanofi: https://archive.is//ErmGO
Scholastic: https://archive.is/fFmX3
Sega: https://archive.is/9YyUJ
Sesame Street: https://archive.is/5he9K
Society Generale US: https://archive.is/IoUgp
Showtime: https://archive.is/YTPVw
Sketch: https://archive.is/QvXDT
Slack: https://archive.is/gF9ym
Sephora: https://archive.is/Gm7Rc
Shopify: https://archive.is/iq5jB
Skillshare: https://archive.is/JX5em
Snap: https://archive.is/HcGGQ
Snapchat: https://archive.is/5reL4
Sony: https://archive.is/1PtlU
Soundcloud: https://archive.is/H3ZDC
Spotify: https://archive.is/ufTeo
Square Enix: https://archive.is/qmPIX
STARZ: https://archive.is/eQ4YG
Starbucks: https://archive.is/EENlS
Star Wars: https://archive.is/xnSgt
Subway: https://archive.is/D5F8H
Supreme New York: https://archive.is/KqeQs
Sysco Corporation: https://archive.is/WyXx8
Taco Bell: https://archive.is/LLY9l
Target: https://archive.is/YoIrO
TBS: https://archive.is/N0QhU
Tesco: https://archive.is/hZS7B
Thatgamecompany: https://archive.is/7po1C
Ticketmaster: https://archive.is/VkhNC
TikTok: https://archive.is/bt2vy
Timberland: https://archive.is/HZtxv
Tinder: https://archive.is/YaY2y
TMobile: https://archive.is//KB2lG
Tumblr: https://archive.is/i9fMQ
Twitch: https://archive.is/DAmR5
Twitter: https://archive.is/auIgi
Uber: https://archive.is/RrScn
Uber Eats: https://archive.is/UwwQS
Ubisoft: https://archive.is/0qMff
Ugg: https://archive.is/YZuWv
Ulta Beauty: https://archive.is/6ZESx
Under Armor: https://archive.is/WuYMM
UnitedHealth Group: https://archive.is/rzQXF
Vanguard: https://archive.is/Y12IM
Vans: https://archive.is/5nYag
VeggieTales: https://archive.is/ocjzA
Verizon: https://archive.is/hPZoJ
VERSACE: https://archive.is/wWsxK
Vevo: https://archive.is/MVtrR
Via: https://archive.is/fFIvU
ViacomCBS: https://archive.is/uCGXy
Virgin Records: https://archive.is/QiykN
Virta: https://archive.is/7e9KT
VIZ: https://archive.is/eMuIW
Vivaldi: https://archive.is/QO9do
Warner Bros https://archive.is/F1Tqn
Warner Records: https://archive.is/Mm6qb
Well’s Fargo: https://archive.is/CGA4n
Wendy’s: https://archive.is/7X4Nu
WeWork: https://archive.is/TEpa7
XBox: https://archive.is/6zdVS
Yamaha Music USA: https://archive.is/ANDkF
Yelp: https://archive.is/eU4NS
YouTube: https://archive.is/5qz6a
Zara: https://archive.is/t2QeR
Zildijian: https://archive.fo/o6Tqi
Zoom: https://archive.is/7o03X
News of the Times;
From the Belly of the Beast:
https://madhavasetty.substack.com/p/from-the-belly-of-the-beast
“Kennedy was murdered by our government…”: Ron Paul just dropped multiple BOMBS:
https://www.revolver.news/2023/04/kennedy-was-murdered-by-our-government-ron-paul-just-dropped-multiple-bombs-on-timcast/
"Joe Biden Is A Criminal" Says Ex-Obama Whistleblower Alleging Family "Kickback Scheme":
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/joe-biden-criminal-says-ex-obama-whistleblower-alleging-family-kickback-scheme
The Liberal Media's Narrative on the Classified Docs Leaker Already Got Torched:
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/04/14/the-liberal-media-is-forming-their-narrative-on-the-intel-leaker-but-the-nyt-already-torched-it-n2621958
"Insurrectionists" With Bullhorns:
https://vdare.com/articles/ann-coulter-on-democrat-insurrectionists-with-bullhorns-expel-them-again
Lancaster County man admits he made up Auschwitz story:
https://lancasteronline.com/news/local/lancaster-county-man-admits-he-made-up-auschwitz-story/article_81a47e7a-3951-11e6-9e8d-37be8d75db92.html
Fraudulent Studies Withdrawn as Professor Is Caught Faking the Racism Narrative:
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/04/13/fraudulent-studies-withdrawn-as-professor-is-caught-faking-the-racism-narrative-n1686852
LA County Forced to Dump 1.2 Million Fake Voters from Its Voter Rolls:
https://www.conservativeglobe.com/articles/la-county-forced-to-dump-1-2-million-fake-voters-from-its-voter-rolls/
Army pulls ‘Be all you can be’ ads after on-screen narrator arrested:
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2023/03/26/army-pulls-be-all-you-can-be-ads-after-on-screen-narrator-arrested/
What the Bud Light Fiasco Reveals about the Ruling Class:
https://brownstone.org/articles/what-bud-light-fiasco-reveals-about-ruling-class/
Russian Oil Now Trades Consistently Above $60:
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/russian-oil-now-trades-consistently-above-60-will-west-pretend-its-sanctions-are-still
Confused About MRNA Vaccines in Meat:
https://www.theorganicprepper.com/mrna-vaccines-in-meat/
Life in prison for sex-change surgery on children:
https://www.theblaze.com/news/elon-musk-sex-change-surgery-twitter
Dem Megadonor Secretly Funds Rape Lawsuit Against Donald Trump:
https://freebeacon.com/democrats/dem-megadonor-secretly-funds-rape-lawsuit-against-donald-trump/
'Should Material Like This Be In A Mathematics Textbook?':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lBrPx3W5bw