My going out clothes missed me so much.
I put them on and they hugged me so tightly, I could barely breathe.
SHE: Why don't your socks match?
ME: Why don't your kid's last names match?
Hello darkness, my old friend, I just stood too fast again.
As you get older, you begin to suffer a series of increasingly humiliating micro-injuries, including: I slept wrong, while I was driving, I happened to yawn while checking my blind spot and the classic, I drank water too hard.
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
I just saw a TikTok video that claims the reason Millennials love Charcuterie boards and Mimosas so much is because they grew up on Lunchables and Sunny D!
It was a lot more fun being 20 in the 70s, than being 70 in the 20s.
I hope when I'm gone, they'll say, "Well, at least he was committed or should have been."
Our town is so small, we don't have a town drunk, so we all take turns.
I feel like getting something done today, so I'm just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
Remember, you can't be late until you show up.
Top ways high egg prices are changing the world:
Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells.
Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.
"Laying an egg" is now a compliment.
People are starting to ask for a cost-of-mayo raise.
You can have a steak. Or, for $2 more, an egg salad sandwich.
HELP WANTED at a Wisconsin dairy farm.
Must work well with udders.
Quote of the Times;
Those who assign to either stupidity or pecuniary interest the actions of the wicked simply fail to understand either the objectives or the nature of evil. This may sound like a criticism, but it is actually a testimony to the fundamental decency that makes it difficult for them to give credence to the true depths of human depravity. - Vox Day
Link of the Times;
Illegal Alien Gang Member Arrested For The Rape And Murder Of 20-Year-Old Maryland Woman With Autism:
Issue of the Times;
Destroying Monsters by Helmholtz Smith
A lot of the people who comment on this blog seem to me to be patriotic Americans. And, it’s clear, if you read the comments, that many of them – probably the majority – want Russia to win the war. This is not because they like Putin or Russia particularly, and certainly not because they’re on the “Putin payroll”. Not at all. These people understand what is really at stake.
These are people who know that the American war party (one of many names – deep state, borg, neocons, one percent, MICIMAC) is responsible for pushing Russia to the decision that it made last February. That it is the war party that expanded NATO despite the promises, that arms Ukraine, that encourages the fanatics driving that country, that blocks all routes to a peaceful settlement, that encourages Kiev to squander the lives of its people. But what really concerns these patriotic Americans is the damage the war party has done to their country.
An America of war all the time everywhere, of tent cities and full jails, of open borders, disappeared manufacturing, opiates, misery, poverty, corruption. An America with endless money to spend abroad but none to spend at home. (The hundred billion dollars dumped into Ukraine would give a $200,000 house to every one of the estimated half million homeless in the USA!) An America failing, no longer the American they loved, served and believed in. The Twitter revelations show some of the activities of this enemy embedded in the American polity. It’s very late and many fear that it is too late.
How to get this leech off America’s back? Voting can’t make much difference if both parties are manipulated. Is the voting system itself corrupted? Can the judicial system be trusted? Special counsels who report when it’s too late to matter? The managed media? Some may still believe in these things but the people I’m talking about don’t any more.
They can only see one way that the power of this internal enemy can be broken – complete and utter defeat. Defeat that cannot be ignored, cannot be explained away, defeat too big and too obvious for the obedient mass media to bury.
And that is why these people want Russia to win. They don’t necessarily like Russia or Putin or dislike Ukraine – it has little to do with either. It’s because they see this as the opportunity for the humiliating defeat that will shatter the power of the internal enemy. The war party assumed that Russia was weak and sanctions would crash its economy and bring down Putin. When this didn’t happen, they doubled down on their failed bet arrogantly certain they were right because everybody they allowed to speak agreed with them. If (when) Russia scores a decisive and undeniable victory, the perpetrators of the disaster will be revealed as corrupt fools wasting your money on their worthless fantasy.
Russia is also fighting a bigger war against the so-called rules-based international order. This shiny label covers the assertion that whatever America and its allies/subordinates do is right and whatever its opponents do is wrong and is the war party’s license to interfere everywhere. The hope is that the defeat – following on the Afghanistan debacle – will so weaken the war party that it will fall.
This far I have talked of patriotic Americans wanting Russia to win but I believe that every country in the West has people who also want Russia to win because utter, obvious and undeniable defeat is the only way that they can see to get their leeches off their backs.
The West is ruled by corrupt fools who are sending it to disaster – it is circling the drain of history. The hope is that Russian victory will burst the bubble, the internal enemy will be got rid of and these countries will start to mind their own business, care for their own populations and forget about the (mostly imaginary) monsters out there.
News of the Times;
Comedian Leaves Oxford Union SPEECHLESS:
Roomba Robot Vacuum Testers Find "Intimate" Photos Of Themselves On The Web:
MIT Adopts Free Speech Resolution: “We Cannot Prohibit Speech as Offensive or Injurious.”:
Jihadi Who Murdered Eight People in NYC Was In the U.S. on a Diversity Visa:
Pipe bomb found in Seattle underground garage, suspect Osman Ibrahim in custody:
Mexican president thanks Biden for not securing American border with 'even one meter of wall':
Biden Covering up: More Americans Killed During Afghan Withdrawal Than Reported:
Tracking CIA-Backed ‘Zero Units’ in Afghanistan:
US Navy SEAL killed in Ukraine:
Echoes from the first Neocon war in Europe and some music:
Hundreds of UK police face sack as part of clean-up - top officer:
Ukrainian Refugees In Britain Are Going Home For Medical Treatment Rather Than Endure NHS Waiting-Times:
Radio stars criticize George Soros-backed move to ‘silence conservative Hispanic voices’:
Southern Poverty Law Center Got Busted Again Sending Millions To Offshore Accounts:
The matrix is malfunctioning: