Where does Peter Pan have lunch?
At Wendy's.
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Did you know that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome?
Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
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Oneliners:
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the fridge?
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot!
If you hear weird noises in the night, make weirder ones to assert dominance.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
A shout out to my arms for always being at my side.
I am a gentleman, based on the types of clubs I go to...
I miss the good old days when you could slam the phone down.
I'm an only child, and I'm still not the favorite.
The problem with drinking with people from work is they're the ones I bitch about when I'm drunk.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump training.
"Well," he said, "it's three weeks long."
"What else?" I asked.
"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said. "The second week, they separate the men from the fools."
"And the third week?" I asked.
"The third week, the fools jump."
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What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
"Try Sara's Tops!"
Ba Dum Tss…
Quote of the Times;
The US has no functional president and has not had one for months, and it's barely noticeable and barely matters because there's a permanent unelected machine that runs the government. - Glenn Greenwald
Link of the Times;
Great Replacement Job Shock: 1.3 Million Native-Born Americans Just Lost Their Jobs:
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/great-replacement-job-shock-13-million-native-born-americans-just-lost-their-jobs-replaced
Issue of the Times;
Trump vs Harris: The Apocalypse Debate by Constantin Von Hoffmeister
In the September 10, 2024 presidential debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, Trump spoke with a chilling sense of urgency, portraying America as a once-vibrant body now beset by alien entities. He likened the Democrats to parasitic extraterrestrials, sucking the life from the nation, draining its vitality, and leaving only a hollow, shriveled carcass. Trump warned that under Harris, these bodysnatchers would grow stronger, feeding on the nation’s resources and people until all that remains is a husk, devoid of the might and original blood that once made America great.
Trump warns us of the insidious decay gnawing at the bones of the American nation. “Bad immigration is the worst thing that can happen to our economy,” he declared. He understands what many have long forgotten: that the deactivation of America’s borders is not merely a matter of economics but a symbolic death knell. An evil and ancient monster stirs beneath the surface, inviting anarchy, entropy, and ruin.
Immigration threatens the economic stability of the country and erases the ethnic and cultural cohesion that binds the nation. America, forged by the hands of its Anglo founding stock, once was a paragon of Western ideals, rooted in traditions that upheld the sanctity of borders, law, and civic unity. However, unchecked immigration, particularly from regions where the values and norms vastly differ from the Western tradition, disrupts this fragile balance. The influx of people from other backgrounds, without any expectation of assimilation, dilutes the common culture, creating pockets of foreign influence that undermine what is still the American White majority.
Moreover, Trump argues that this flow of immigration burdens the working-class natives, both White and Black. Wave after wave of cheap labor undercuts wages, making it harder for the native-born to find jobs that provide a living wage. What was once a thriving manufacturing sector — supported by strong, proud workers — is now scorched earth, replaced by underpaid migrant labor willing to accept much less. This imbalance drives down standards for the native workforce, creating economic instability that ripples throughout communities. The native-born, especially those in struggling industries, see their livelihoods dwindle as industries shift toward exploiting cheaper labor pools, facilitated by purposely lax immigration policies.
Trump understands that immigration, left uncontrolled, is the mechanism through which a nation’s spine can be broken. The deep ties to heritage, culture, and tradition weaken as foreign influences reshape once-stable communities. This imposition of “diversity,” which many deluded individuals tout as a strength, in fact serves as a Trojan horse, demolishing the pillars that made America great. Besides the economic strain, it is a matter of identity and survival. The ethos and ethnos of the American experiment are being diluted into oblivion.
“In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs. The people who came in. They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live there.” Trump’s words tell a ghastly tale, one that conjures visions of a land overrun by sinister vampires. As in Dracula, where the Count silently slips into the heart of London, spreading an unseen contagion, here, too, Trump paints a picture of invasion. The newcomers, like the undead legions, have taken root in the once-prosperous towns of America, driving the native people to terror. These invaders consume not only resources but the very soul of the community, leaving havoc in their wake. What should be a peaceful suburb has become a feeding ground, where the pets — the loyal companions of the innocent — are devoured. The nightmare is not just in the act but in what it represents: a loss of order, a descent into primal chaos. Trump, like van Helsing, stands as the lone figure warning the nation, pointing to the dastardly consequences of rampant villainy eroding the foundations of the nation.
The agents of this outfit, led by Kamala Harris, a “Marxist” according to Trump and an acolyte of eldritch horrors according to others, seek to usher in an era of unprecedented devastation. Harris’ rise, like the awakening of Cthulhu from its deathless slumber, threatens to cast the Western world into a maelstrom of madness and poverty. The policies she espouses, veiled in the cloak of “progress,” are but the writhings of the malevolent fishmen, desirous of dismantling the core of Western civilization. The French Revolution and the Bolshevik Revolution were not isolated eruptions of political unrest. They were deliberate manifestations of a far more menacing design. These upheavals, cloaked in the rhetoric of “liberty and equality,” were in truth orchestrated by well-established forces bent on overthrowing the order that had been painstakingly forged over centuries. The revolutions were harbingers of massacre, unleashed by dark powers intent on erasing the divine architecture of hierarchy, faith, and tradition, leaving only a shattered world in their wake.
For generations, these forces have worked in secret, lurking in the shadows of human history. They are the Swamp, the millennia-old nefarious cabal that Trump has so courageously sought to expose. “When are the people that burned down Minneapolis going to be prosecuted?” Trump asked. The BLM riots, the destruction, the dissolution of societal norms — all are symptoms of a deeper sickness, orchestrated by an elite with no allegiances that seeks nothing less than the obliteration of national sovereignty. Its tactics are clear: deconstruct borders, destabilize elections, and undermine the institutions that have long kept it at bay.
Trump insisted that America “need[s] two things: We have to have borders and good elections.” Without borders, the people are clay, shapeless, and ready to be molded by those who seek to enslave them. And elections? Those are the people’s last weapon. The Swamp wants to rule forever, drowning the people in corruption, making sure no real challenger ever rises. Borders, elections — these are not policies; they are shields against tyranny. Trump knows if the people lose either, they are shackled, the Swamp devouring everything he and his followers fought for. Borders and elections are the fight for freedom itself.
The decline Trump warns of is not just political posturing — it is a brutal reality. “We have a nation in decline. We have a nation that is dying,” he said, each word weighted with the dread of a future he knows all too well. America, once a powerful empire, is on the brink, pushed there by weak, cowardly leadership like Joe Biden’s. The rot is not random; it is orchestrated and deliberate. Every failed policy, every act of betrayal by Biden and his ilk, is a step closer to that doom.
Trump’s remark, “They threw him [Biden] out of a campaign like a dog,” was not an insult; it was a revelation. Even within the ranks of the corrupt establishment, there is no loyalty, no camaraderie. They cannibalize their own, driven by a never-ending hunger for control and power. Biden, a puppet of the Swamp, is their perfect tool — spineless, corruptible, willing to do their bidding as America crumbles. For Trump, the fight is not merely against weak leaders; it is against the entire system of decrepitude threatening to engulf the nation.
“I read where she was not black, that she put out…” Trump’s words, vague yet loaded, drip with insinuation, casting Kamala Harris as a figure who has manipulated her identity and ascended by dubious means, suggesting she may have used more than political skill to climb the ladder of power. Like the veiled cultists in overgrown temples, Harris is presented as a pawn of devious engineers, reshaping her persona to grasp influence. Trump, ever the motivated crusader against these lurking fears, exposes this transformation as emblematic of the Swamp’s deceit, where loyalty to truth and tradition is sacrificed for ambition and opportunism.
“What they’ve done to business and manufacturing in this country is horrible. We have nothing! Biden doesn’t go after people. Between Biden and his son... they get all this money from all these different countries... Why is he so loyal to this one and that one? This is a crooked administration, and they’re selling our country down the tubes.” Trump’s words are a lament for a nation stripped of its industrial might, a country betrayed. In his vision, America’s once-great factories now stand silent, their lifeblood siphoned away by the corruption of the Biden administration. Shadowy foreign interests lurk behind the scenes, exchanging wealth for influence, while the American worker is abandoned to economic ruin. Trump sees Biden and his son as mere puppets, driven not by loyalty to country but by greed and the demands of international power brokers. The administration, under the sway of these globalists, has betrayed the people, leaving the nation in disarray, its greatness sold off piece by piece to the highest bidder. What was once an industrial powerhouse is now a withering invalid, tragic evidence for the power of betrayal.
Trump proclaimed, “We’re gonna end up in a third world war, and it’ll be a war like no other because of nuclear weapons.” And verily, the apocalypse draws near, as foretold in the Revelation of John, where fire from the heavens consumes the earth, and the nations are laid to waste. Yet, there stands a choice: between Trump, the last sentinel against the total reign of liberalism, and the Democratic apocalypse, whose leaders pave the way for destruction, hastening the trumpet call. Only one path leads to salvation, the other to ruin.
News of the Times;
The Haitian cat diet story:
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/09/the_haitian_cat_diet_story_has_produced_an_extraordinary_number_of_memes.html
Migrant arrested in rape of 13-year-old in Queens park:
https://abcnews.go.com/US/migrant-custody-person-interest-rape-13-year-queens/story?id=111213630
Turkish migrant arrested for allegedly raping 15-year-old girl:
https://nypost.com/2024/06/27/us-news/illegal-migrant-arrested-for-allegedly-raping-15-year-old-girl-in-his-car/
Illegal Immigrant Charged With Sickening Crimes Against Young Girl:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/09/mans-coward-illegal-immigrant-charged-sickening-crimes-young/
Previously Deported Illegal Alien Arrested After Two Young Boys Found Chained Up:
https://iotwreport.com/report-previously-deported-illegal-alien-arrested-after-two-young-boys-found-chained-up-in-apartment/
153 Illegal Immigrants Have Been Arrested For Rape In Baltimore Alone In A Single Year:
https://madmaxworld.tv/watch?id=66dfc13d5ab5a490ce98b4fe
Outraged by illegal immigrant men's shelter opening 1,000 feet from school:
https://lawenforcementtoday.com/brooklyn-families-school-leaders-outraged-by-illegal-immigrant-shelter-opening-1000ft-from-school
Stabbing suspect, 17, is named for the first time charged with murdering three little girls:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13697675/southport-stabbing-suspect-named-appears-court-charged-murder.html
Illegal Alien Arrested After Attacking Tennessee Man with Pickaxe:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/09/kamala-border-horror-illegal-alien-arrested-after-attacking/
Four Teens Plead Guilty to Fatal Beating:
https://www.thedupreereport.com/2024/09/four-teens-plead-guilty-to-fatal-beating-of-classmate/
Germany notifies the EU it will bring in controls on ALL land borders:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13830071/Germany-EU-border-controls-Islamic-extremism.html
Republican House panel subpoenas Gov. Walz:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republican-house-panel-subpoenas-gov-walz-investigation-minnesota-non-rcna169436
Gunman Shoots Up Pro-Trump Pastor’s House:
https://wltreport.com/2024/09/04/gunman-shoots-up-pro-trump-pastors-house/
Kamala Harris Will Be Installed as President Before Election:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/09/kash-patel-believes-kamala-harris-will-be-installed/
Pope finally condemns Olympic Opening Ceremony:
https://genesiustimes.com/pope-finally-condemns-olympic-opening-ceremony-for-not-including-an-abortion-too/