What time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
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Whenever I tell someone where I live and they say, "OMG, that's so far out!"
I tell them, "Don't worry. I wasn't going to invite you over.
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With his re-election campaign falling behind his opponent in fundraising, and after seeing how much money Donald Trump raised, President Joe Biden called up New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg to ask if he could get charged with a felony or two.
The Trump campaign experienced an overwhelming influx of donations in the wake of Trump's conviction on criminal charges in a New York court last week, leading Biden to seek to grow his campaign's coffers by requesting criminal charges of his own.
"Listen up, my negro," Biden reportedly said on the phone with Bragg. "This conviction has been a big boost for Trump. I'm thinking I might be able to get… I could maybe get… I could… I could get… I might have people throwing millions of dollars at me if I get charged with some felonies. None of this hush-money malarkey. Real serious stuff. You should see the list of stuff I've actually done. It'll curl your nose hairs, pal. Bribery. Murder. Trafficking underage broads. The whole deal. Anyway… give me some of those felony charges, will ya?"
District Attorney Bragg's office did not immediately respond to a request for comment on the report but a source within the DA's office confirmed that fictional crimes would not have to be created in order to charge members of the Biden family.
At publishing time, the White House had called Bragg again to let him know that a new shipment of Hunter's cocaine would be arriving on the premises soon if that would help in drawing felony charges.
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Starting July 1st, customers will now be required to unload the semi-trucks at Walmart.
This will be in addition to your self-checkout duties.
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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?
Nothing.
Quote of the Times;
"To wring the cold smile from a dead-eyed fanatic that hates my civilization, my nation, my faith, my family and my life is not one of my goals and should not be yours." - John C. Wright
Link of the Times;
Trust The "Science"... That Just Retracted 11,000 "Peer Reviewed" Papers:
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/trust-sciencethat-just-retracted-11000-peer-reviewed-papers
Issue of the Times;
Study: 'Non-citizens' are registered to vote, could decide next President by WND Staff
'Enough to overturn the will of the American people'
One growing concern because of Joe Biden's open borders policy, and the millions of illegal aliens he has allowed into the United States, is the fact that many states have systems automatically offering them the opportunity to register to vote.
And they apparently do.
Now a stunning warning is coming out of a study that shows they're registered in numbers high enough to decide even a presidential election.
A report in the Georgia Star News offers the foreboding confirmation that "a new study by Just Facts has found that about 10 percent to 27 percent of non-citizen adults in the U.S. are now illegally registered to vote."
It continued, "The U.S. Census recorded more than 19 million adult non-citizens living in the U.S. during 2022. Given their voter registration rates, this means that about two million to five million of them are illegally registered to vote. These figures are potentially high enough to overturn the will of the American people in major elections, including congressional seats and the presidency."
The report noted that as far back as 2014, an analysis found that illegal votes by non-citizens "'likely' changed 'important election outcomes' in favor of Democrats, 'including Electoral College votes' and a 'pivotal' U.S. Senate race that enabled Democrats to pass Obamacare."
Just Facts then conducted a comparable assessment from the same time period, and found 16% "voted in the 2008 national elections."
Both of those assessments have margins of uncertainty that remain high because of small sample sizes and possible sources of error – including that people are self-reporting their own illegal actions.
The report noted "fact checkers" dispute the concerns, offering criticisms that are "mathematically illiterate and laced with unrealistic assumptions, empty arguments, half-truths, and outright falsehoods."
Among the critics of the study results is an Old Dominion associate professor who charges that only 1% of non-citizens are registered to vote.
But those claims, research has suggested, are nothing more than "lowball estimates."
Instead, the report said, the Just Facts' latest work reveals the best registration figures document the estimate of 10% to 27% of adult non-citizens are registered to vote, and that, "In presidential elections, roughly half of non-citizens who are registered turn out to vote. Given that about 10 percent to 27 percent of them are currently registered, this means about 5 percent to 13 percent of them will illegally vote in the 2024 presidential and congressional elections."
The report said, "The U.S. Census recorded a population of 19.7 million voting-age non-citizens in the U.S. during 2022. This is an absolute minimum because the Census doesn’t count masses of non-citizens who falsely claim to be citizens or don’t fill out Census surveys. Also, the figure of 19.7 million doesn’t include multitudes of non-citizens who’ve entered since 2022. This includes people who legally immigrated, crossed the border illegally, or were allowed into the country under the Biden administration’s parole policies."
The Star report explained, "Roughly 1.0 million to 2.7 million non-citizens will illegally vote in the 2024 presidential and congressional elections unless stronger election integrity measures are implemented."
One solution is the GOP's plan to require "proof of United States citizenship" to register to vote, the report said. That effort likely is a beneficial plan, as legacy media outlets such as CNN, NBC News, NPR and more already have "attacked the bill as unnecessary," the report said.
The results also skew one direction.
The report said, "In the 2008 presidential election, 82 percent of non-citizens who admitted that they voted stated that they voted for Democrat Barack Obama, while only 18 percent said they voted for Republican John McCain."
Surveys show that from 2006 to 2022 73% to 82% of non-citizens supported Democratic candidates, the report said.
News of the Times;
Virginia School Board Votes to Rename Two Schools:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/05/uncancelled-virginia-school-board-votes-rename-two-schools/
Thomas Jefferson High School Drops Out of Top Ten Nationwide:
https://legalinsurrection.com/2024/04/thomas-jefferson-high-school-drops-out-of-top-ten-nationwide-after-adopting-equity-admissions-policy/
US Navy secretary says he was 'floored' by a Pacific ally's shipbuilding abilities:
https://www.businessinsider.com/us-navy-secretary-floored-by-ally-south-koreas-shipbuilding-2024-4
Suicide Mission:
https://prospect.org/infrastructure/transportation/2024-03-28-suicide-mission-boeing/
Tradwives, stay-at-home girlfriends and the dream of feminine leisure:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/other/tradwives-stay-at-home-girlfriends-and-the-dream-of-feminine-leisure/ar-BB1lov70
The Inevitable Result of Intersectional Gender Studies:
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/the-inevitable-result-of-intersectional-gender-studies/
California’s Broken Diversity Promise:
https://www.city-journal.org/article/californias-broken-diversity-promise
Democrat-Run St. Louis Enters ‘Doom Loop’:
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/04/11/nolte-democrat-run-st-louis-enters-doom-loop/
I’ve Been at NPR for 25 Years:
https://www.thefp.com/p/npr-editor-how-npr-lost-americas-trust
DHS Admits Border Has Been Open To Criminals And Terrorists:
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/dhs-admits-border-has-been-open-criminals-and-terrorists
Here’s What Biden’s Campaign Wants to Keep Secret:
https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/05/30/heres-what-bidens-campaign-wants-to-keep-secret-about-his-philly-rally-n4929458
The Third World is Going to Cop It:
https://imperiumpress.substack.com/p/the-third-world-is-going-to-cop-it-b9e
Transgender sex offender after trying to snatch young boy from elementary school:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13337823/colorado-trans-criminal-elementary-school-child-kidnapping-arrest.html
The Trans Reckoning Is Here:
https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-trans-reckoning-is-here/
Fat pride activists die from obesity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJnBOOZw_Y&ab_channel=modernity